"Finding and shooting an innocent dog is only part of the job" Officer Pearhead Moris said "What we're looking for is the type of mentally unbalanced kid who can kill the dog and figure out a way to make it the dogs fault"
So the Fairfax County Cop points his finger at me and says "Go ahead, prick, say one more fuck'n thing, go ahead"...and I thought "Well, if you insist.