Petaluma,
California: Prosecutors say a police officer was legally drunk when he crashed
a scooter on a public golf course during a department tournament. It is illegal
to ride a scooter on a golf course while intoxicated. http://ow.ly/kGDyQ
So the Fairfax County Cop points his finger at me and says "Go ahead, prick, say one more fuck'n thing, go ahead"...and I thought "Well, if you insist.